Ailsa Osborne

when you’re at school and you have to walk by the bitches you hate.

sodamnrelatable:

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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robert-downey-jesus:

I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’  AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

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johneggbutt:

things tumblr staff needs to do:

• remove post limit
• remove ask limit
• delete hoarded urls that havent been used in over a year
• fix their video player
• fix this
• 
• a multiple tag search option
• actually working block option
• be able to post captions in anything else except text posts

things that tumblr staff has done:

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